Catchy Hammered By
The Blues Promo Poetry
Well another week's
passed and we wanna see if ya’ll get it; We offer up trite wisdom and fill your ears with all that will fit; It's simply the best we have to offer, and
we freely share it with you; Treat folks right, send us a note and let us know you share love too! Hammertime! Life may not be fair, but you know it's all
good; Treasure
the ride, sharin' the blues like you should; Live well 'cause when the trip's over I guarantee this my friend;
You will
want to cherish good memories, havin' no fear of the end!
Hammertime! Home is certainly where the heart is; happiness is in yer head; Sweatin' the small stuff and freakin' out is
so bad for yer Id; For those that don't know, yer Id lives in the center of yer soul; If life sucks and yer takin' on water, use
the Blues to plug that hole! Hammertime! Time's a commodity that can't be replaced and you should cherish; Always live yer life to the fullest, not worryin'
when you will perish; That's our best advice about yer trip while you are payin' yer dues; And for the sweetest music anywhere, dial up
Hammered By The Blues! Hammertime!
The speed you travel is secondary to the direction
you take; It's all about application of the good decisions
you make; Tunin' in for those brand new
blues is the best place to start; Tighten up yer yaya's,
cleanse yer soul, and put a song in yer heart! Hammertime!
Life is an
adventure and you should take in all the best; Whether tunin'
in with us or hangin' LIVE at a blues fest; The
Blues will provide the soundtrack that brightens yer rocky road; It
keeps you happy knowin' life's good and you got that magic code! Hammertime!
When faced
with choices, be sure to have a quarter handy; Embrace the
whim of random and savor it like sweet candy; No
matter how it goes, you will take all stress off yer mind; Just living simply is the best medicine that anyone can find! Hammertime!
When you’re dreamin' dreams be sure to make 'em big;
If those dreams come true, yer life will be a great gig;
Livin' well and sharin' with folks is the best way to go;
We'll do our part with the Hammered By The Blues show! Hammertime!
If'n ya thinks you knows it all, ya gots lots more to learn; Wisdom comes while livin' well as you appreciate and discern; Travel your path with grace and style, livin' the simple golden rule; When yer time is up you'll smile cause you did right and all is cool!Hammertime! If ya look
down, it may seem like a long way to fall; That's the perception, but it just ain't real at all;
Trust in yourself, take
that step and go farther than you thought; Faith and courage will take you far when you live like you ought!Hammertime!
Mama useta say always smile and don't forget to
share; It is those little rules that prove to folks you really care;
Now we spin the blues for you to make your life
move along sweet; Go ahead, feel the love, share
with others, 'cause it's hip and alreet!Hammertime! We preach age is just a number, but old is simply
in yer head; It's about appreciating the trip, not how fast you race
to dead; The Blues will color your experience,
in deep shades and many hues; Settle back, take all the beauty
in, but don't forget to pay yer dues! Hammertime! Trouble is only as tough as you believe in yer mind;
Once you know that, the rest is simple you will find; You got brothers and sisters who got your back in a pinch; Don't worry, be happy because livin' your life is a cinch!Hammertime!
The price of serenity is as cheap as can be; Just crank up the blues and soon you will see; You'll
develop a ten inch smile on yer eight inch face; And those crazy dancin' feet
will be pickin' up the pace!Hammertime! When yer dancin' don't worry 'bout lookin' good too; Just stare into her eyes and properly bill and coo; She'll look into yer soul and instantly know all yer trues; If you be worthy, you may just find true love in the Blues!Hammertime! Ya know what they say about wishin' beyond hope;
Yer bound to be disappointed and are forced to cope; To have all yer expectations met, there is just one way to live; Share the Blues, ask for less, and with yer heart; freely give!Hammertime! We serve up trite wisdom and happy assed horse pucky;
If you're smart you'll fall in line right behind the last ducky;
The message most important for you to get is right in yer heart; Treat all like you want to be treated and you'll be doin' yer part! Hammertime!
You can be filled with glee or take things serious as a heart attack; It's all how you choose to accept the load ridin' on yer back; Responsibility ain't a curse, you know it just provides the lessons we need; Dig the journey for the beauty it holds, and with peace yer soul will be freed!Hammertime! 'Tis the season to be thankful and spread the joy; Don't matter if you got used sox or your favorite toy; That ain't what’s important, it's about the good all of you do; And the cheer shared with all mankind from me and from you!Hammertime! May your load be light and the New Year productive;
May doin' the right thing be the direction most seductive; May the joy you feel pale when compared to the joy you spread; And may you have love and sweet dreams come true dancin' in yer head!Hammertime! As you reflect on the past and look forward to the new; Reconcile
the lessons learned and plan just what to do; Share
the joy of the blues and make the world a better place; Enjoy the
moment, offer a kind hand and keep a steady pace!Hammertime! The Blues are there for ya, yesterday, today and
tomorrow; It will put a smile on yer mug and chase away yer sorrow;
It's a simple trick that should be shared with everyone
every day; That's how you can buy your saving grace without having
to pay!Hammertime!
Adventure ain't so rare, it can happen to ya every day; It's all how you look at it, ya know I just gotta say; Embrace the excitement of every minute, it's all there in yer heart; Tune into Hammered By The Blues and let the music do its part!Hammertime! Unlike spirits ya just can't take in too much blues;
You can imbibe all ya wants without payin' hard dues; In fact it has been said the more ya gets the better off you will be; Come hang with us, we'll pour three fingers, the first round's on me!Hammertime! The journey you take is determined by yer attitude; Your spirit can soar or you can feel unjustly screwed; The power my friends, simply lives deep inside each of us; Treat
all likes you like to be treated and jump on our blues bus!Hammertime! Goin' back to yer roots is a journey you gotta make often;
Good memories are much better and even the pain will soften;
It's all part of who you are and what you want to
grow up to be; The blues makes the trip smooth and good friends are the
key!Hammertime!
We always offer free advice to make yer day; We lighten yer
load and sends ya on yer way;
The Blues works for us and it will certainly work for you; Share the beat, shake what ya gots and make others happy too!Hammertime! Make sure you're locked and loaded when attackin' the day; If ya
gots the blues in yer heart, you'll be prepared I must say;
The journey can be hard, the battle fierce, but the prize
is grand; Convertin' souls, preachin' to the faithful and sharin'
love across the land!Hammertime! The demons outside aren't the ones you really need to fear;
You need to look inside to the ones you keep very near; They may be scary but I offer this simple wisdom to beat them all; Treat all like you want to be treated and heed the pure Blues call!Hammertime! You know travelin' for Blues is always a rewarding proposition; It clears the mind, frees the spirit and puts yer mojo in transition; It don't matter how ya get there, by car, fast train, roller skates, or just yer feet; Any adventure shared with blues lovers like you simply can not be beat! Hammertime!
We pander to yer youth, in the theater of the mind; Inspirin' fun, and sharin'
the blues with mankind;
Things just ain't as tough as we sometimes think it may be; Just let
them troubles drift away 'cause da blues is the key!Hammer-time! Life ain't never as hard as you make it so; Don't sweat the bales you lift or barges you tow;
Embrace the joy of your very next breath and know all is good;
'Cause misery is just a fart in the breeze, gone now, just like it should!Hammer-time! The key to livin' well
is right inside yer heart; It ain't no big mystery or hard to master art;
Listen to
message in the music and make yerself a little plan; Tune in weekly to Hammered by
the Blues and be a happy fan!Hammer-time! When ya needs a little help and don't know where to turn; We have got a simple hint that ya just really gotta learn;
Grab some friends, a few cold brews and load the player
with the blues; Without effort, in a real short time, Happiness Stan will be givin'
you cues!Hammer-time! Home is where the heart is and that is guaranteed; It don't matter where you
travel and plant yer seed;
It's a stone cold fact no matter where ya go, there you be; Keep the blues in your heart, sharin' the love with all you see!Hammer-time!
When lookin' for happiness, hang on to things small; It's the simple pleasures
that guarantee havin' a ball;
Dancin' in the rain, a deep belly laugh or a freely given smile; Treat others like you would like to be and always go the extra mile!Hammer-time!
If yer rollin' down the road lookin' for a friend;
Don't stop on the way, go on til you find the end;
We got a party goin' on at
the juke joint with the flickerin' light; Yer friends are here, we've got a cold one for
ya and we rock all night!Hammer-time! We be killin' with kindness and deliverin' the love; It comes straight at
you, not surprisin' from above;
It's best to share the good stuff with friends and all you meet; Just pop a cold one, we'll insure you are comfy in yer seat!Hammer-time! Wisdom and serenity always go hand in hand; Just head down the high road as you travel the land;
Walk away from things you can't change, and soon you will
see; You'll have the power to change what you can and be set free!Hammer-time!
We provide weekly wisdom, both cute and trite; We just ease yer troubles
and make ya feel alright;
It ain't no secret that the blues will cure all yer ills; With dance
filled hooks packed with chills and thrills!Hammer-time! We provide Blues Lovers the stuff needed to be winnin'; Preachin' both the joys and miseries inherent in sinnin';
The Blues provide both cautionary tales and the way
to a great life; Just keep dancin' like no ones watching and avoid the petty strife!Hammer-time! When yer spirit needs
mendin' and yer mojo need calm; We'll fire up the victrola and play a blues psalm;
Our goal
is to leave ya'll better than when we found you; You can share the message and make the world
better too!Hammer-time! As the band takes virtual stage you know it's alright;The beer is so cold and
the company is outta sight;
This may not be heaven but you can sure see it from here;Embrace the love of smokin' blues and keep good friends near!Hammer-time! Love is where you find it is our message today;Don't hang on the sidelines, jump into the fray;
Youn might not find what you want but you'll get what you need;This ain't no platitude or empty advice, this is our livin' blues creed!Hammer-time!
If your lookin' for a purpose
and a very clear way; The path is obvious and just allow me to say;
You know you're
all lookin' good from my point of view; Just enjoy the here and now and sing those blues
too!Hammer-time! Walkin' on the wild side is simply a mission in life; You only go 'round once,
have fun and avoid strife;
The lessons you learn will make you wiser and much more strong; And please don't forget to take Hammered By The Blues along!Hammer-time! When yer gamblin' be sure to take the safe bet; Only wager what you can lose after obligations met;
It's a surefire formula for winnin' for fun and payin' yer
dues; It'll leave some jing in yer jeans and ya won't be singin' the blues!Hammer-time! When
things seem hopeless and you need a hand; There's only one place in this whole wide land;
We care for your spirit and minister with solid trues; We always leave ya better
off at Hammered By The Blues!Hammer-time!
We will provide the fuel
you bring the fire; Our passion for the blues will never tire;
We spin the best and latest
freely sharing the joy; When we say the Blues can fix the world, we ain't bein' coy! Hammer-time! Passion is fueled in the mind, heart and soul;
This is a stone cold fact, we ain't takin' a poll;
Share that passion and joy with every
man and woman you meet; The blues will always heal and inspire the world with it's heat! Hammer-time! The path you take is the one YOU choose; Just live yer dreams, ya gots nothin' to lose;
Carry the blues in yer soul and dance till ya can't; Ya won't go wrong livin' by old
Blueshammer's rant!Hammer-time! We have fun, but we take our mission serious; Spinnin' the right stuff for ya, fast and furious;
We convert those worth savin' and just smile at the rest; When it's over ya know Hammered
by the Blues did ya best!Hammer-time!
Freedom starts as a feelin'
deep down inside; It ain't no big secret, and this I will confide;
The blues is born in struggle, makin' ya strong like they should; If it weren't for bad
times, you couldn't appreciate the good!Hammer-time! We supply the inspiration, we know you appreciate; If the world was perfect we could end all the hate;
We just keep sendin' out the love and blues to
all of you; If you share that gift maybe the rest of 'em will get a clue!Hammer-time! When that opportunity
knocks just open the door; What you got ain't enough, you always need more;
We know what you need, so we deliver and satisfy; Hammered By The Blues delivers
love to you on the fly!Hammer-time! Hold yer head high and keep yer spirit blue; If times is tough, that's just
what you gotta do;
Count yer friends twice and be grateful for what you got; Takin' the high road will always improve yer personal lot!Hammer-time! When lookin' for music, you demand the best; Stick with the Blues and pass on the rest;
You deserve the quality that will blow the dust off yer
shoes; We're ready to fill that order here at Hammered By The Blues!Hammer-time!
We specialize in custom, but we will do it all; Make an appointment,
we appreciate the call;
Our goal is to make you happy and provide just what you need; We keep the blues alive by carefully planting the seed! Hammer-time! If yer hangin' with friends or chillin' alone; Allow
us to graciously toss ya a juicy bone;
When ya wanna keep it fresh and hear the latest news; Just turn your radio dial to Hammered ByThe Blues! Hammer-time! You makes yer own luck, you know it's true;
No matter if you be born a pink or sassy blue;
We finds our own path and
travel it the best we can; Learnin' them lessons jumpin' from fire to fryin' pan! Hammer-time! Fear can paralyze and stomp
yer roll flat; You can get on along if yer spirit is phat;
The blues is the best
cure that we have ever found; To keep head held high and feet solid on the ground! Hammer-time! Sometimes we just tweek,
others we overhaul; We provide what ya need and give you our all;
Get yer blues fix regular and be sure to pay yer dues; We'll service ya 24-7
at Hammered By The Blues!Hammer-time! You know yer always welcome to drop on by; We'll put on the coffee and serve a slice of
pie;
It's OK to leave yer troubles at the door and relax a while; We'll
leave ya with yer face plastered with a ten inch smile!Hammer-time! The force of the blues is surely hard to deny; Altho the Grammy's keep givin' that a try;
True believers unnerstan' da facts and know da simple
troot; The Blues is the mighty roots, all the rest is simply the fruit!Hammer-time! Whether you be tall or
short and fat or thin; If you say yer prayers at night or indulge in sin;
Just embrace those mighty blues for what they can do for us; There's always room on
board the Hammered By The Blues bus!Hammer-time!
Happiness ain't an option,
it's a gotta; It's best experienced with a whole lotta;
We'll do our
best, tune in, you got nothin' to lose; We'll share the love at Hammered By The Blues!Hammer-time! We're yer one stop blues
fix, we got what you need; Just settle in, turn it up and let us plant the first seed;
You're hangin' with the best folks, bluesers one and all; Just relax,
have fun and heed the blues siren call!Hammer-time! We're on a mission and we don't waste time; We can turn from acoustic to electric on a dime;
Our definition of the blues is broad and very free; Tune into Hammered By The Blues and you will see!Hammer-time! Time always seems to fly when yer havin' fun; No matter if yer strollin' or takin' life on a run;
It's all grand when spent with friends like youse; Sendin' all our love from Hammered By The Blues!Hammer-time! Our job is easy, but we take it very serious; Whether it's soft pickin' or drummin' furious;
We provide the new blues you just need to hear; We'll wear out yer shoes and get that glass eye to tear!Hammer-time! Life can be accidental or very well planned; Just do
your best when you finally land;
Don't get nervous but you just get one try; If you spill all the milk just please don't cry!Hammer-time! 'Tis the season to embrace yer brothers; Whether they be sisters or bunches of others;
Please open up your hearts, let peace and brotherhood
reign; Sharin' the love with all God's Chill'ns, will ease the world's pain!Hammer-time! We are so grateful to have good friends like youse; As we go 'bout sharin'
those brand new blues;
The wish we send to you is never lost in our mirth; Good will, sweet dreams come true and peace on Earth!Hammer-time! New Years resolutions are made with good intentions;
Keepin' them takes resolve, not anyones interventions;
Make 'em simple,
just try to be who you want to be; Then it'll be easy to keep 'em, just you wait
and see!Hammer-time!
When yer cool, the sun shines all the time; Whether you be soul shouter
or quiet mime;
It's yer attitude that makes yer future bright; Carry the blues in yer heart
and get yer head right!Hammer-time! Time can be fleetin' and moments slippin' by; For the key to happiness
give this a try;
Savor each moment like it might be yer last; Life will be fuller and not
slippin' away fast!Hammer-time! Meetin' new friends is the best thing
in life; It
enriches your soul and calms all the strife;
Now that we know you, our mission is complete; Hammered By The Blues loves
you and we saved ya a seat!Hammer-time! Sometimes in life we freely give up control; You might just find this can release your soul;
When yer hooked on the blues everything
is alright; You'll be smilin' all day and long into the night! Hammer-time! Relationships come and relationships
go; That's just
simply the nature of life's flow;
But one thing you can count on and believe in all year; Hammered By The Blues loves you and holds yer love dear!Hammer-time! The blues ain't just for goblins and spooks; It's played at fests, in grand halls and
jukes; It
puts a spring in yer step and keeps yer flow on a roll If you don't feel the blues you have a hole
in your soul!Hammer-time!
Ya know it's religion
when it speaks to the spirit; Music binds your wounds, curing all when you hear it;Just walk into the chapel,
you can't help but see; Salvation just for the asking, and we offer it free!Hammer-time! You may live in gray but dream in blue; Ya gotta
pay the piper what he is due;When yer debt is paid, set yerself free; Just live the dream and be what you can be!Hammer-time! Take a rocket ride that's
full of thrills; The back of yer neck will get the chills;All the while, safe in yer comfy chair; The price is right, we don't
charge a fare!Hammer-time! Don't buy from a scalper, just pay at the door; We play the stuff that fills
the dance floor;Eat, drink all ya want and try the pie; When you ride with us you won't get no DUI!Hammer-time! Whether it's near by or you travel far;
Ridin' the rails, drivin a tractor, bike or car;All we wanna do is make you happy; So dial us up and make it
snappy!Hammer-time! If there's smoke, there is bound to be fire; We lay out hot blues on
the musical pyre;Just for some fun or maybe some dares; Dial us on in and torch all your cares!Hammer-time! Ya know we got yer back, ya know we care;
Hammered By The Blues is always there;We play the blues, no if, and, or maybe; 'Cause in the end, Who Loves
Ya baby!Hammer-time! Step on up and toss caution to the wind; Whether you're pure of heart or recently
sinned;We take on all comers, that is for sure; Preachin' the blues and leavin' your mojo pure!Hammer-time! Soup for the soul and candy for the ear;
Just crank up yer radio and hold it near;Hammered By The Blues gots what ya need; Cuttin'
chains that bind so yer soul is freed!Hammer-time! A trip to the blues Doctor will never hurt; We feed yer mind and provide
dessert;At the end of the session you'll feel great; 'Cause ya don't gain pounds from the music you ate!Hammer-time! We don't batter or bruise
it's love we share; Go ahead lay back in your favorite chair;The blues will heal you and melt away strife;
'Cause
that's the secret of a beautiful life!Hammer-time! We gots our mission and we're always true; Even when we borrow to play
somethin' blue;We will always make you satisfied; We'll leave ya fried, dyed and laid to the side!Hammer-time! Come fly with us and drift away;
The best new blues we will always play;No hassle or fuss as we travel the road; Just sweet
relief as we lighten yer load!Hammer-time! Sweet valentines wishes for you and yer Honey; The best of gifts don't
cost you no money;Just dial us up and hold yer Baby tight; We play the blues so's you can dance all night!Hammer-time! Blues is a religion, that's
for sure; We exorcize demons and provide the cure;Life is too short to miss it all; Just tune
on in, then give Mom a call!Hammer-time! We cooked the fest and served it just for you; We added soul, rock, R &
B and a dash of blue;We're glad we could share this meal fit for a king; Just belly up when ya hear the dinner bell
ring!Hammer-time!
We dropped the markers and
lit the path; It's a matter of direction with out the math;The audio crumbs that we left behind; Will rock
yer world and blow yer mind!Hammer-time! It don't matter what time of the year; We serve the freshest stuff
for your tender ear;Hammered By The Blues provides the best; Just tune on in, 'cause there ain't no test!Hammer-time! When the weathers cold and
you need some heat; Just turn up the radio and grab a seat;Hammered By The Blues has got the stuff; That'll
warm you up just enough!Hammer-time! The church we worships in ain't got no pews; What we preach does good
and heals all of you's;Salvation is near, just tune into our show; Hammered By The Blues on yer old radio!Hammer-time! When you roll with us on Hammered
By The Blues; You'll hear old and new, ya gots nothin' to lose;Whether rockin' yer chair or scuffin' yer boots; We will
soothe your soul right down to the roots.Hammer-time! When you dial us in tight you'll readily see; The listenin' is easy and we gots tickets
for free;Take in all ya likes and sample the Trout; We be rockin' your soul, of that there's no doubt.Hammer-time! Whether you listen alone or
with a bunch of friends; You'll enjoy the sweet feelin' that the blues sends;So dial us in every Sunday to get yer respite;
Where
we rock yer heart and let yer soul take flight .Hammer-time! Call the neighbors; share the news; when ya roll with us, ya
gots nothin' to lose;Leave yer cares behind, no hassles or strife;embrace dem blues and it'll change yer life! Hammertime!We plays those blues, straight
from the heart; Just set the radio dial and you've done your part;You'll forget your troubles in the hour we shares; When ya
gots da blues, dial in someone who cares.Hammer-time! We roll the Blues Highway, both paved and dirt road; Let your troubles drift away and lighten
yer load;It's all up to you to remember our date; Just dial KOWZ on in and don't you be late.Hammer-time! Whether you're a lowly peasant
or even the king; The blues that we play will make yer heart sing;We'll hit all 12 bars when we hang out this
night; Shakin' our booty to KOWZ for all your delight.Hammer-time! The first thing to do is dial in someone who cares; 'cause
when ya gots the blues, it's good to shares ;Crank us up loud, don't be shy like yer lurkin'; We shoots ya the blues so's
yer mojo be workin' .Hammer-time! If ya gots da blues then get yer bones shakin'; We has a goood time, no posin' no fakin'
;From
our handcrank victrola we be spreadin' the news; From blues newbies to legends we plays the who's who's.Hammer-time! When yer feelin' down and
battered by strife; Ya needs a blues tonic to change yer poor life;Tune in as we do our job and work our magic;
'cause
If ya miss the blues it would be sooo tragic.Hammer-time! Don't get all depressed 'cause ya can't say no; Join our
healin' hour whether yer rich or dirt po';Our mission is simple, just one of basic trues; We will cure what ails ya with a dose of
the blues.Hammer-time! Some times it looks bleek when things get tough; But we gots the cure, just grab you enough;At our blues buffet you know
it's all good; So join us this week in our blues neighborhood.Hammer-time! We gots the elixir to sooth your soul; Whether
we go real fast or slow our roll;We plays the blues you want to hear; While sittin' on yer porch enjoyin' cold beer.Hammer-time! Tune us in and turn it up
'cause we make it easy; We plays those blues that are so hip and sleazy;Invite the neighbors and have a grand Blues
Bash; It'll be the best of the year and won't cost ya no cash.Hammer-time! With Tasty BBQ and tons of love; We fit
your tastes like a favorite glove;Enjoy this sample and prepare for the meal; C'mon out and join us at Smokin' In Steele!Hammer-time! If ya loves to eat with out
sufferin' the guilt; Just tune us in and crank it up to the hilt;You can take all ya want, it won't make ya fat;
We
plays the best blues for ya, and that is that!Hammer-time! Now before the weeks' over we've got a hot date; Ya know
where to come, and don't dare to be late;If ya likes your 'Q hot and yer blues the real deal; We'll see ya this week at Smokin' In Steele!Hammer-time! There are things we count
on like death and taxes; Tune us in and you can count on Mississippi Saxes;Hammered By The Blues is your friend indeed;
When
ya gots the blues and yer soul's in need!Hammer-time! From guitars that scream to horns that moan; We plays the blues so you won't be alone;Whether yer in the car or
on the back porch; We support the music and carry the torch!Hammer-time! We got just what ya need in blues screamin' hot; We make
the blind see and the dead get up off their cot;It's only good sense to Tune in to Hammered By The blues; We hold
nothin back so's you got nothin' to lose!Hammer-time! Cross over to the AM and catch blues testifyin'; You'll dance your shoes afire and we ain't
liein';It'll tighten yer abs, yer booty and it's painless; D.ance A.nd S.tay Y.oung is the
advice of 'Shameless'!Hammer-time! We amaze, we amuse and we strive to satisfy; Bringing the blues to you from our very
first try;It's our mission from God, we be payin' our dues; You'll always find us at Hammered
By The Blues!Hammer-time! We introduce you to blues friends both old and new; From the old homestead mailbox we pull out
our que;Screamin' guitar, hot vocals, keyboards and some sax; It don't cost you much 'cause there ain't no
blues tax!Hammer-time! When it comes to great blues we got the stuff; We don't waste yer time talkin' about some
fluff;This week we did country blues both raw and mellow; Walkin' barefoot in the sun so bright and yellow!Hammer-time! Think intense heat, then think
about more; This ain't blues hot sauce you can buy at the store;We provide warning labels and advise you take care; If you're
too close to the speaker, you might lose yer hair!Hammer-time! With Tommy Castro he preaches cool Blue Soul; He will
heal those wounds, and that'd be our goal;We add some Ms. Hayes just to make it alright; Then Watermelon takes wheel to bring all
home at night!Hammer-time! Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls; We'll fill yer ears and tighten yer curls;Hammered By The Blues is yer
friend indeed; When yer mojo needs cleanin' and yer spirit freed!Hammer-time! We beg your indulgence and set yer soul free; Improving
the world is up to you and me;I will do my part if you will do yours; Just dial in Sunday and we'll blow off yer
doors!Hammer-time! We made all our plans and asked you to come; It's a great big party and we play the blues
some;Just
drop in those batteries and crank it up loud; With Hammered By The Blues you'll do yourself proud!Hammer-time! This week we got the gals
who'll make you sweat; Please join us on air for a sweet tet a tet;You'll thank us for sure and be beggin' for
more; Just pull down yer shades and be boltin' yer door!Hammer-time! We spare no expense and we will travel far; To bring
the blues, from fests and smoky bar;You will find us for sure, my fine daddios; On yer dimestore pocket transistor RADios!Hammer-time! When the fall rolls in and
the bounty's good; We lay out a sweet spread, just like we should;Blues come in all colors, shapes and sizes;
Just
tune in, crank it up and collect yer prizes!Hammer-time! It has been said 'The Blues is Alright'; It shakes
your booty and makes yer mojo tight;We serve the blues you simply need to hear; Just crank up the dial and keep yer radio
near!Hammer-time!
Jump in for your pleasure,
at your own risk; We make it real steamy as we spin that 'ol disk;We won't stop til you drop down and plead; Hammered
By The Blues is yer friend indeed!Hammer-time! Just when ya thought it was safe, it's not; We shake, rattle, roll and knock out the
snot;A
tune up like this is hard to appreciate; Unless you're hard core and not an initiate!Hammer-time! Life can be cruel and when you need a break;
Just
bask in great blues, for heavens sake;You troubles will fade and the stress goes away; Just take our advice and it will all be
OK!Hammer-time!
The blues gots more feelin'
than top 40 hits; It pounds keys, bends strings and smashes kits;It comes from the heart and speaks to the soul;
Fine
tunin' yer Mojo is our main goal!Hammer-time! I sends ya my poems each and every week; Just tryin' to get yer blues interest to
peek;When
ya remembers to tune in it is so grand; To the faithful I extend a clap 'o the hand!Hammer-time! Fightin' For Peace is Like
Screwin' for virginity; Tho our leaders think they can do it with impunity; We gots a better way to stand
up for fellow man; We plays the blues and extends a helpin' hand!Hammer-time! Take the blues challenge and tune in today;
All your cares and woes will sure go away;Your path will be simple and your life better too; If you
treat all folks like you want them to treat you!Hammer-time! We take the hot and make it hotter; We don't
need no magic from Harry Potter;Just drop on by and we'll show ya how; The time is right and the time is now!Hammer-time! When ya needs the comfort
of family and friends; We do our best to make sweet amends;Hammered By The Blues will ease your troubled
mind; When the world gets ya down and you're caught in a bind!Hammer-time! When ya open the big one, no matter what it
reads; It came from us, we share love and plant the seeds;Hammered By The Blues will make your spirit
bright; And make sure that yer happy and to all a good night!Hammer-time! 'Tis the time to hang with family and friends;
Our good cheers to you we freely sends;Toss another log on the old yule pire; And let
us tune yer mojo with good blues fire!Hammer-time! Fill out yer list and check it twice; We gots Christmas Blues
at a great price;It won't cost a thing just tune in; And don't forget to invite yer kin!Hammer-time! As we end the year we check
out the new; Playin' new stuff is what we do for you ;All ya gotta do is log on in to our site; And Hammered
By The Blues will fill yer night!Hammer-time! C'Mon and join me in blueshammers garden; Do it today before yer arteries harden;No matter what yer age, we'll leave ya feelin' young; Before the last note is played and the last verse sung!Hammer-time! It's the simple things that herald change;
Witnessed in the cities and the open range;Share the love of the blues and pass it on; You'll change the world, don't
cha know, Mon!Hammer-time! When ya needs a break from hopey change;
While the other stations play musical mange;We always stay true to our mission from God; On
the airwaves, your computer or on yer I-pod!Hammer-time! If it's time to reflect
on mistakes of the past; And your lookin' for some healin' blues that last;It's
a simple formula, one that we approve; Tune into the show and ride the whole groove!Hammer-time! If
you feel the faith, if you have the spirit; Just turn up yer radio and get real
near it;We preach the gospel of the twelve bar blues; Revel in the glory and
spread the good news!Hammer-time! Where change is different from the
same; It may get wild or stay kinda tame;If you dance thru life
like no one can see; You'll smile all day 'cause your spirit is free!Hammer-time! When
yer problems are thorny late at night; We got the solution to make you right;Embrace
those blues and let yer spirit soar; Feel the healing power all the way to your core!Hammer-time! In
a world filled with struggle and strife; Music is an ambassador that touches
every life;The blues is our tool to make misery cease; And to all God's Chill'ns,
bring a little peace!Hammer-time!Peace is a concept born
from respect; How we treat each other, we must reflect;It
is really so simple as you can see; Act less like a 'me' and embrace the 'we'!Hammer-time!Age is just a number after all is said; If yer feelin' aged
the problem's in yer head;Come try our cure, ya ain't got nothin' to lose; Take a deep breath and crank up those blues!Hammer-time!The best way to hear music is do it live; Whether fest, juke joint or smokey dive;If ya can't get out or afford
the tix; Hammered By The Blues has got yer fix!Hammer-time! If things look dark and yer futures' bleak; When you give
up hope and yer knees are weak;Dial us in 'cause we can cure yer ills; Hammered
By The Blues got yer magic pills!Hammer-time!Just take a chance and
walk on the wild side; Ain't no one gettin' hurt and ain't nobody died;Ya
just gotta dance like nobody can see; Happy dancin' is the prescription for longevity!Hammer-time! Don't pout or beg or drop to
yer knees; We do it for love, we just aim to please;The
blues will heal and make ya feel alright; Leave yer troubles behind and dance all night!Hammer-time! When
ya need to recharge and feel the peace; You can always come home, we extended
yer lease;Life can be hard, so let us provide some healin'; Hammered
By The Blues will leave ya good feelin'!Hammer-time! Take
a chance and walk on the wild side; If yer smilin' you got nothin' to hide;Life
is way to short and death is long; The trip is best with yer soul filled with song!Hammer-time! We don't judge or even proselytize; Just be who ya are and
live king size;The road is long but all is good; Just embrace the blues like ya know ya should!Hammer-time! Blues lovers are good, maybe even the best;
Don't take my word for it, put 'em to the test;Adopt a blues band when you go out at night;
They will rock yer world and roll ya just right!Hammer-time! As days get shorter and the nights grow long;
Hear the gospel of the blues and sing a song;It will heal your soul and warm your tired bones;
Dial us up today and we'll cure your blues jones!Hammer-time! When the fates have turned against you;
And the tides have sunk yer boat;Don't fret about what might’ve been; Just turn on yer back and float!Hammer-time! Resurrection is quick but the path is hard;
You start fresh, no longer hurt and scarred;The price you pay is the best deal around; Just listen close to the salvation blues sound!Hammer-time! Catch the blues in yer car or on the porch;
We'll serve it up hot with licks that scorch;You can boogie up right or dance in yer chair;
Count on us, just tune on in and we'll be there!Hammer-time! Catchin' a cool breeze and rhythm of the road; Will ease your mind and lighten your load;You know life is short and
the road is long; Let us fill your journey with a blues song!Hammer-time! When the moon rises it
may get scary; In the dark forest you should not tary;Salvation we offer and our word are trues; Love conquers all when you gots dem blues!Hammer-time! When Mondays show up faster
than last months bills; It can weigh heavy and give ya
the chills; If ya needs a day brightener follow my lead; Dial up Blue Monday Monthly for a satisfyin' read!Hammer-time!
We'll take that ride
down dusty virtual road; We wheel into Big Mama's in full party mode;It's a party of note you won't soon forget; 'Specially if ya dance with the
hot brunette!Hammer-time! When you drop by to visit, we lay out a spread; It's our duty to
make ya happy with ears well fed;We take role of host serious and won't disappoint; We give quality and value at our virtual juke joint!Hammer-time! We wanna hang wit' ya each week, that's true;
We shares the new stuff picked special for you;'Taint no big deal but it's always great fun;
We likes to leave ya smilin' when we are done!Hammer-time! "I think he died of a Tuesday, Stan Laurel was famed to
say;But
they wouldn't go at all if they caught the blues that day;You can ensure yer good health with a fresh dose of blues;Doctor Blueshammer is dispensing
right now for all of youse!"-Hammer-Time!We loves the blues and hope you do too; We try to entice with most every shade of blue;It's our mission from
God, we're yer big Blues Brother;
On our show we'll share with you like no other!Hammer-time! We gots the Rev, Shaun Murphy and Chris Bell; It
may not be heaven, but it sure ain't hell;We strive to entertain and provide trite distraction;
Hammered By The Blues delivers complete satisfaction!Hammer-time!We issue the challenge and toss out the dare; Get
your keister on up and outta that chair;We'll supply the inspiration you supply the
sweat;
You know dancin' to stay young is the best bet!Hammer-time! We gots the spirit and this is the season; We
play Christmas blues and you know the reason;We promote peace on earth and love in your heart;
Snugglin' up with the blues is just the best part!Hammer-time! Tis the season to share the love and speak from the heart; We can have peace on earth if we all do our part;Treat all you meet like
you want 'em to treat you;
You'll make the world a better place, you know I speak true!Hammer-time! If ya likes harp, quiet
guitar and mandolin; Hammered ByThe Blues welcomes ya in;Our preachin' cuts thru the chaff and the fetter;
We'll set yer spirit free and make ya feel better!Hammer-time! If you gots the
time, we surely gots the place; Just tune on in and we will plead our
case;We will change yer life, and we don't tease;
Hammered By The Blues just aims to
please!Hammer-time! Class
don't start 'til you get here; Knowledge is power, don't you fear;The blues will make you strong and set you free;
At Hammered By The Blues we don't charge a fee!Hammer-time! Now I really don't know,
but I've been told; Age is just an attitude, you don't need to get old; If you embrace them blues and dance all night;
Yer mind'll stay sharp and yer abs will
be tight!Hammer-time! It ain't no secret, we just like to have fun;
We'll dance in dark bars, or out in the sun;
If we ain't livin' longer, we're sure livin' best;
Singin' the blues while takin' our good livin' test!Hammer-time! When ya walk thru the
dark don't be alone;
Friends by yer side are better than cell phone;
We gots yer back while yer payin' life's
dues;
Hangin' wit' you at Hammered By The Blues!Hammer-time! We care for you to keep things right;
Makin' needle sharp and belt drive tight;
A weekly tune up is like payin yer dues;
Get whatcha need at Hammered By The Blues!Hammer-time! We been cookin' all day
preparin' for you; Please be on time, we hope yer hungry too;
We'll
fill yer ears with nothin' but the best;
At Hammered By The Blues yer our honored guest!Hammer-time!We got no guilt, we wanna enjoy the meal; There ain't no greens or even
grapes to peel;
We indulge in blues takin' as much as we can; Leavin' smiles on every blues woman and
man!Hammer-time! The party's startin', and
we're raisin' the roof; C'mon join on in, it don't pay to play aloof;
We aims to have fun and we're shootin' true;
Crank
it up loud 'cause we be workin' blue!Hammer-time! We live for the moment and treasure the past; We party hard so's those memories will last;
We
be trippin' light fantastic and tippin' a few; We invite just the best, especially friends like you!Hammer-time! Virtual road trips don't waste
no gas; We don't burn rubber when we try to pass;
We can even tip a few as the mile posts fly;
When drivin' yer rocker you can't catch no DUI!Hammer-time! Ya know gettin' yer blues in shape will never
sting; It's where the mind goes, the body follows thing;
Our job is to inspire and turn
yer mojo loose; Dancin' yer spirit free while tightenin' yer caboose!Hammer-time!Summers is near and the time is right;
Shed yer cares and let spirit take flight;
Get yer swagger on ya gots nothin' to lose;
With help from us at Hammered By The Blues!Hammer-time! We deliver direct, the best and the fresh; Hand selected and blended so flavors mesh;
We feed yer ears and set yer spirit jumpin' free; Travel
the highway with us 'cause we gots the key!Hammer-time! Your workout should always include friends; Sharin'
the pain you won't make amends;
Movin' forward together and never look back; Share the joy so happiness you will never lack!Hammer-time! Sinful ain't bad when describin' extra good; You can
burn it off if ya dance like ya should;
We'll provide inspiration, you supply the sweat; When you indulge in excess we'll help pay the debt!Hammer-time! We can enter and exit life much the same way; Wearin'
them diapers and complainin' all day;
It can be a great trip between if you so choose; Just cherish the ride and dig them sweet blues!Hammer-time! When things seem kinda dark and sorta scary; We move
right along and don't want to tary;
Just come into the light and pick up these cues; We're always here for ya at Hammered By The Blues!Hammer-time! We danced in the fields and under the stars; Beaker
Street on the AM rockin' from our cars;
That was old school and how we used to roll; One things the same, summertime still warms yer soul!Hammer-time! Age is just a number, stayin' young a state of mind; If ya get yer head right,
the years will treat ya kind;
Get wisdom from experience and always pay yer dues; Always lend a helpin' hand, and be sure to share them blues!Hammer-time! Why stand still when you can move along; Just feel
the rhythm in yer heart full of song;
Life is short but the journey can be great; Stoppin' to smell the roses won't make you late!Hammer-time! Summer is here so kick out yer yaya; We play
just the blues, no Lady Gaga;
We likes to have fun and shake our ass; Soakin'
up sun and dancin' in the grass!Hammer-time! So, ya
gotta have fun to make this all work; It's better lendin' a hand than bein' a jerk;
Yer life
will be better and the world will be too; If ya treats all ya meet like ya want 'em to treat you!Hammer-time! I'm pourin' high test, please have one on me; It goes
down smooth as you will surely see;
We bring sight to the blind and help the crippled walk; We dispense the pure D healin' blues, no empty talk!Hammer-time! If yer lookin' for a free ride yer on the wrong track; We're into sweat equity, ya'll got to give some back;
We'll provide the inspiration, you gotta give up the
sweat; Dancin' to duos, trios and even the special house quartet!Hammer-time! Enjoy the sun when it
shines in the sky; No need to consider or even ask why;
Take the advice
freely given and share gratitude; Life is way too short to not dig the ride, Dude!Hammer-time! We make a difference
when we share the praise; It dispells the darkness and gives spirits a raise;
It
ain't the destination, it's how we enjoy the trip; Always choose the high road
if ya'll wanna be hip!Hammer-time! Whether drivin' the couch or dusty back road; We shoulder yer burdens to lighten
yer load;
It's the least we can do, believe me we checked; Our simple
goal is to leave yer boredom wrecked!Hammertime!It don't matter how big they are, they will all fall; Just use yer dazzlin' dance moves and be 10 ft tall;
When it's all said and the bell has rung loud; Just shout out I'm a blueser and mighty proud!Hammer-time! With a journey of the mind you don't need a map; It starts
with serendipity and ends up with a nap;
You know we'll care for ya and pay the piper his dues; When ya take the trip called Hammered By The Blues!Hammer-time! When you need to get nourished deep in yer soul; We restore
to a rich blue cast, not black as coal;
We always leave ya better than when we found you; Thats what friends are for, that's just what we do!Hammer-time! Tho' the economy's shaky and things look bleak; We jump in the music to find what we seek;
We embrace the positive and shine on the bad; Dancin' down the blues highway will make ya feel glad!Hammer-time! The cure is simple and the medicine's sweet; Just feel
the music and start movin' yer feet;
We can fix the worlds' problems, but it starts with you; Share the joy of the blues and others will share it too!Hammer-time! Happiness is easy if ya follows the clues; Just treat
all others well and pay yer dues;
Show tolerance for folks that can't find their way; And be sure to take a large dose of blues every day!Hammer-time! Now, the best way for you to face yer fear; Always
starts by keepin' good friends near;
Then call in the experts from Hammered By The Blues; At the end of the session, all yer fears you will lose!Hammer-time! Regular maintenance keeps yer mojo clean; It don't
take long, you know what we mean;
It's just an hour a week with friends by yer side; Hammered By The Blues is the best thing you've tried!Hammer-time! We rhyme ya, rock ya and rolls ya out the door; It is
so good to leave it all on the dance floor;
We can't make ya younger, but you'll enjoy whatcha got; 'Cause shakin' and shimmyin' make ya'll look hot!Hammer-time! Now we
may not be doctors but we do operate; We toss care to the wind and embrace our fate;
We hope for all the time in the world before we go into the night; But 'right
now' is all the time ya need if'n ya learn to live right!Hammer-time! We'll service ya right no matter the need; We never
follow, we always take the lead;
We play just fresh new stuff, ya gots nothin' to lose; Ya'll come back and visit at Hammered By The Blues!Hammer-time! The time is right and the music is sweet; Just hang
around a bit and feel the heat;
We'll fire up the turntable and play some of the best; Put the speakers in the window and have a backyard fest!Hammer-time! Sometimes the load we carry can be
great; It can cause illness or irrational hate;
The Blues is
the cure and we dispense it for free; Relax, take a dose of the
12 bar and you gots the key!Hammer-time! Ya gots to take a chance and set yerself free; Cast off yer troubles and surely you will see;
Lovin' the blues is the best way to travel
the road; Rejoice and feel the freedom as you lose your load!Hammer-time!
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