Catchy Hammered By The Blues Promo Poetry

Happiness ain't an option, it's a gotta;
It's best experienced with a whole lotta; 
  We'll do our best, tune in, you got nothin' to lose; 
We'll share the love at Hammered By The Blues!
Hammer-time! 
 
We're yer one stop blues fix, we got what you need;
Just settle in, turn it up and let us plant the first seed; 
  You're hangin' with the best folks, bluesers one and all; 
Just relax, have fun and heed the blues siren call!
Hammer-time!
 
 
 We're on a mission and we don't waste time;
We can turn from acoustic to electric on a dime; 
  Our definition of the blues is broad and very free; 
Tune into Hammered By The Blues and you will see!
Hammer-time! 
 
Time always seems to fly when yer havin' fun;
No matter if yer strollin' or takin' life on a run; 
  It's all grand when spent with friends like youse; 
Sendin' all our love from Hammered By The Blues!
Hammer-time! 
 
Our job is easy, but we take it very serious;
Whether it's soft pickin' or drummin' furious; 
  We provide the new blues you just need to hear; 
We'll wear out yer shoes and get that glass eye to tear!
Hammer-time! 
Life can be accidental or very well planned;
Just do your best when you finally land; 
  Don't get nervous but you just get one try; 
If you spill all the milk just please don't cry!
Hammer-time! 
'Tis the season to embrace yer brothers;
Whether they be sisters or bunches of others; 
  Please open up your hearts, let peace and brotherhood reign; 
Sharin' the love with all God's Chill'ns, will ease the world's pain!
Hammer-time! 
We are so grateful to have good friends like youse;
As we go 'bout sharin' those brand new blues; 
  The wish we send to you is never lost in our mirth; 
Good will, sweet dreams come true and peace on Earth!
Hammer-time! 
New Years resolutions are made with good intentions;
Keepin' them takes resolve, not anyones interventions; 
  Make 'em simple, just try to be who you want to be; 
Then it'll be easy to keep 'em, just you wait and see!
Hammer-time! 

When yer cool, the sun shines all the time;
 Whether you be soul shouter
         or quiet mime;  
  It's yer attitude that makes yer future bright; 
Carry the blues in yer heart
         and get yer head right!
Hammer-time!  
 
Time can be fleetin' and moments slippin' by; 
For the key to happiness
         give this a try;  
  Savor each moment like it might be yer last; 
Life will be fuller and not
         slippin' away fast!
Hammer-time!  
 
Meetin' new friends is the best thing
         in life; 
It
         enriches your soul and calms all the strife;  
  Now that we know you, our mission is complete; 
Hammered By The Blues loves
         you and we saved ya a seat!
Hammer-time! 
 
Sometimes in life we freely give up control; 
You might just find this can release your soul;  
  When yer hooked on the blues everything is alright; 
You'll be smilin' all day and long into the night!
Hammer-time! 
 
Relationships come and relationships go;
That's just simply the nature of life's flow; 
  But one thing you can count on and believe in all year; 
Hammered By The Blues loves you and holds yer love dear!
Hammer-time! 
The blues ain't just for goblins and spooks;
It's played at fests, in grand halls and jukes;
It puts a spring in yer step and keeps yer flow on a roll
If you don't feel the blues you have a hole in your soul!
Hammer-time!
 
Ya know it's religion when it speaks to the spirit; 
  Music binds your wounds, curing all when you hear it;
Just walk into the chapel, you can't help but see;
Salvation just for the asking, and we offer it free!
Hammer-time!
You may live in gray but dream in blue; 
  Ya gotta pay the piper what he is due;
When yer debt is paid, set yerself free;
Just live the dream and be what you can be!
Hammer-time!
Take a rocket ride that's full of thrills; 
  The back of yer neck will get the chills;
All the while, safe in yer comfy chair;
The price is right, we don't charge a fare!
Hammer-time!
Don't buy from a scalper, just pay at the door; 
  We play the stuff that fills the dance floor;
Eat, drink all ya want and try the pie;
When you ride with us you won't get no DUI!
Hammer-time!
Whether it's near by or you travel far; 
  Ridin' the rails, drivin a tractor, bike or car;
All we wanna do is make you happy;
So dial us up and make it snappy!
Hammer-time!
If there's smoke, there is bound to be fire; 
  We lay out hot blues on the musical pyre;
Just for some fun or maybe some dares;
Dial us on in and torch all your cares!
Hammer-time!
Ya know we got yer back, ya know we care; 
  Hammered By The Blues is always there;
We play the blues, no if, and, or maybe;
'Cause in the end, Who Loves Ya baby!
Hammer-time!
Step on up and toss caution to the wind; 
  Whether you're pure of heart or recently sinned;
We take on all comers, that is for sure;
Preachin' the blues and leavin' your mojo pure!
Hammer-time!
Soup for the soul and candy for the ear; 
  Just crank up yer radio and hold it near;
Hammered By The Blues gots what ya need;
 Cuttin' chains that bind so yer soul is freed!
Hammer-time!
A trip to the blues Doctor will never hurt; 
  We feed yer mind and provide dessert;
At the end of the session you'll feel great;
 'Cause ya don't gain pounds from the music you ate!
Hammer-time!
We don't batter or bruise it's love we share; 
  Go ahead lay back in your favorite chair;
The blues will heal you and melt away strife;
 'Cause that's the secret of a beautiful life!
Hammer-time!
We gots our mission and we're always true; 
  Even when we borrow to play somethin' blue;
We will always make you satisfied;
 We'll leave ya fried, dyed and laid to the side!
Hammer-time!
Come fly with us and drift away; 
  The best new blues we will always play;
No hassle or fuss as we travel the road;
 Just sweet relief as we lighten yer load!
Hammer-time!
Sweet valentines wishes for you and yer Honey; 
  The best of gifts don't cost you no money;
Just dial us up and hold yer Baby tight;
 We play the blues so's you can dance all night!
Hammer-time!
Blues is a religion, that's for sure; 
  We exorcize demons and provide the cure;
Life is too short to miss it all;
 Just tune on in, then give Mom a call!
Hammer-time!
We cooked the fest and served it just for you; 
  We added soul, rock, R & B and a dash of blue;
We're glad we could share this meal fit for a king;
  Just belly up when ya hear the dinner bell ring!
Hammer-time!
We dropped the markers and lit the path; 
  It's a matter of direction with out the math;
The audio crumbs that we left behind;
 Will rock yer world and blow yer mind!
Hammer-time!
It don't matter what time of the year; 
  We serve the freshest stuff for your tender ear;
Hammered By The Blues provides the best;
  Just tune on in, 'cause there ain't no test!
Hammer-time!
When the weathers cold and you need some heat; 
  Just turn up the radio and grab a seat;
Hammered By The Blues has got the stuff;
  That'll warm you up just enough!
Hammer-time!
The church we worships in ain't got no pews; 
  What we preach does good and heals all of you's;
Salvation is near, just tune into our show;
  Hammered By The Blues on yer old radio!
Hammer-time!
When you roll with us on Hammered By The Blues;
 You'll hear old and new, ya gots nothin' to lose;
Whether rockin' yer chair or scuffin' yer boots;
 We will soothe your soul right down to the roots.
Hammer-time!
When you dial us in tight you'll readily see;
 The listenin' is easy and we gots tickets for free;
Take in all ya likes and sample the Trout;
 We be rockin' your soul, of that there's no doubt.
Hammer-time!
Whether you listen alone or with a bunch of friends;
 You'll enjoy the sweet feelin' that the blues sends;
So dial us in every Sunday to get yer respite;
 Where we rock yer heart and let yer soul take flight .
Hammer-time!
Call the neighbors; share the news;
 when ya roll with us, ya gots nothin' to lose;
Leave yer cares behind, no hassles or strife;
embrace dem blues and it'll change yer life!
Hammertime!
We plays those blues, straight from the heart;
 Just set the radio dial and you've done your part;
You'll forget your troubles in the hour we shares;
 When ya gots da blues, dial in someone who cares.
Hammer-time!
We roll the Blues Highway, both paved and dirt road;
 Let your troubles drift away and lighten yer load;
It's all up to you to remember our date;
 Just dial KOWZ on in and don't you be late.
Hammer-time!
Whether you're a lowly peasant or even the king;
 The blues that we play will make yer heart sing;
We'll hit all 12 bars when we hang out this night;
 Shakin' our booty to KOWZ for all your delight.
Hammer-time!
The first thing to do is dial in someone who cares;
 'cause when ya gots the blues, it's good to shares ;
Crank us up loud, don't be shy like yer lurkin';
 We shoots ya the blues so's yer mojo be workin' .
Hammer-time!
If ya gots da blues then get yer bones shakin';
 We has a goood time, no posin' no fakin' ;
From our handcrank victrola we be spreadin' the news;
 From blues newbies to legends we plays the who's who's.
Hammer-time!
When yer feelin' down and battered by strife;
 Ya needs a blues tonic to change yer poor life;
Tune in as we do our job and work our magic;
 'cause If ya miss the blues it would be sooo tragic.
Hammer-time!
Don't get all depressed 'cause ya can't say no;
 Join our healin' hour whether yer rich or dirt po';
Our mission is simple, just one of basic trues;
 We will cure what ails ya with a dose of the blues.
Hammer-time!
Some times it looks bleek when things get tough;
 But we gots the cure, just grab you enough;
At our blues buffet you know it's all good;
 So join us this week in our blues neighborhood.
Hammer-time!
We gots the elixir to sooth your soul;
 Whether we go real fast or slow our roll;
We plays the blues you want to hear;
 While sittin' on yer porch enjoyin' cold beer.
Hammer-time!
Tune us in and turn it up 'cause we make it easy;
 We plays those blues that are so hip and sleazy;
Invite the neighbors and have a grand Blues Bash;
 It'll be the best of the year and won't cost ya no cash.
Hammer-time!
With Tasty BBQ and tons of love;
 We fit your tastes like a favorite glove;
Enjoy this sample and prepare for the meal;
 C'mon out and join us at Smokin' In Steele!
Hammer-time!
If ya loves to eat with out sufferin' the guilt;
 Just tune us in and crank it up to the hilt;
You can take all ya want, it won't make ya fat;
 We plays the best blues for ya, and that is that!
Hammer-time!
Now before the weeks' over we've got a hot date;
 Ya know where to come, and don't dare to be late;
If ya likes your 'Q hot and yer blues the real deal;
 We'll see ya this week at Smokin' In Steele!
Hammer-time!
There are things we count on like death and taxes;
 Tune us in and you can count on Mississippi Saxes;
Hammered By The Blues is your friend indeed;
 When ya gots the blues and yer soul's in need!
Hammer-time!
From guitars that scream to horns that moan;
 We plays the blues so you won't be alone;
Whether yer in the car or on the back porch;
 We support the music and carry the torch!
Hammer-time!
We got just what ya need in blues screamin' hot;
 We make the blind see and the dead get up off their cot;
It's only good sense to Tune in to Hammered By The blues;
 We hold nothin back so's you got nothin' to lose!
Hammer-time!
Cross over to the AM and catch blues testifyin';
 You'll dance your shoes afire and we ain't liein';
It'll tighten yer abs, yer booty and it's painless;
 D.ance A.nd S.tay Y.oung is  the advice of 'Shameless'!
Hammer-time!
We amaze, we amuse and we strive to satisfy;
 Bringing the blues to you from our very first try;
It's our mission from God, we be payin' our dues;
 You'll always  find us at Hammered By The Blues!
Hammer-time!
We introduce you to blues friends both old and new;
 From the old homestead mailbox we pull out our que;
Screamin' guitar, hot vocals, keyboards and some sax;
 It don't cost you much 'cause there ain't no blues tax!
Hammer-time!
When it comes to great blues we got the stuff;
 We don't waste yer time talkin' about some fluff;
This week we did country blues both raw and mellow;
 Walkin' barefoot in the sun so bright and yellow!
Hammer-time!
Think intense heat, then think about more;
 This ain't blues hot sauce you can buy at the store;
We provide warning labels and advise you take care;
 If you're too close to the speaker, you might lose yer hair!
Hammer-time!
With Tommy Castro he preaches cool Blue Soul;
 He will heal those wounds, and that'd be our goal;
We add some Ms. Hayes just to make it alright;
 Then Watermelon takes wheel to bring all home at night!
Hammer-time!
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls;
 We'll fill yer ears and tighten yer curls;
Hammered By The Blues is yer friend indeed;
 When yer mojo needs cleanin' and yer spirit freed!
Hammer-time!
We beg your indulgence and set yer soul free;
 Improving the world is up to you and me;
I will do my part if you will do yours;
 Just dial in Sunday and we'll blow off yer doors!
Hammer-time!
We made all our plans and asked you to come;
 It's a great big party and we play the blues some;
Just drop in those batteries and crank it up loud;
 With Hammered By The Blues you'll do yourself proud!
Hammer-time!
This week we got the gals who'll make you sweat;
 Please join us on air for a sweet tet a tet;
You'll thank us for sure and be beggin' for more;
 Just pull down yer shades and be boltin' yer door!
Hammer-time!
We spare no expense and we will travel far;
 To bring the blues, from fests and smoky bar;
You will find us for sure, my fine daddios;
 On yer dimestore pocket transistor RADios!
Hammer-time!
When the fall rolls in and the bounty's good;
 We lay out a sweet spread, just like we should;
Blues come in all colors, shapes and sizes;
 Just tune in, crank it up and collect yer prizes!
Hammer-time!
It has been said 'The Blues is Alright';
 It shakes your booty and makes yer mojo tight;
We serve the blues you simply need to hear;
 Just crank up the dial and keep yer radio near!
Hammer-time!
Jump in for your pleasure, at your own risk;
 We make it real steamy as we spin that 'ol disk;
We won't stop til you drop down and plead;
 Hammered By The Blues is yer friend indeed!
Hammer-time!
Just when ya thought it was safe, it's not;
 We shake, rattle, roll and knock out the snot;
A tune up like this is hard to appreciate;
 Unless you're hard core and not an initiate!
Hammer-time!
Life can be cruel and when you need a break;
 Just bask in great blues, for heavens sake;
You troubles will fade and the stress goes away;
 Just take our advice and it will all be OK!
Hammer-time!
The blues gots more feelin' than top 40 hits;
 It pounds keys, bends strings and smashes kits;
It comes from the heart and speaks to the soul;
 Fine tunin' yer Mojo is our main goal!
Hammer-time!
I sends ya my poems each and every week;
 Just tryin' to get yer blues interest to peek;
When ya remembers to tune in it is so grand;
 To the faithful I extend  a clap 'o the hand!
Hammer-time!
Fightin' For Peace is Like Screwin' for virginity; 
  Tho our leaders think they can do it with impunity;
 We gots a better way to stand up for fellow man;
   We plays the blues and extends a helpin' hand!
Hammer-time!
Take the blues challenge and tune in today; 
  All your cares and woes will sure go away;
Your path will be simple and your life better too;
  If you treat all folks like you want them to treat you!
Hammer-time!
We take the hot and make it hotter; 
  We don't need no magic from Harry Potter;
Just drop on by and we'll show ya how;
  The time is right and the time is now!
Hammer-time!
When ya needs the comfort of family and friends; 
  We do our best to make sweet amends;
Hammered By The Blues will ease your troubled mind;
  When the world gets ya down and you're caught in a bind!
Hammer-time!
When ya open the big one, no matter what it reads; 
  It came from us, we share love and plant the seeds;
Hammered By The Blues will make your spirit bright;
  And make sure that yer happy and to all a good night!
Hammer-time!
'Tis the time to hang with family and friends; 
  Our good cheers to you we freely sends;
Toss another log on the old yule pire;
  And let us tune yer mojo with good blues fire!
Hammer-time!
Fill out yer list and check it twice; 
  We gots Christmas Blues at a great price;
It won't cost a thing just tune in;
  And don't forget to invite yer kin!
Hammer-time!
As we end the year we check out the new; 
  Playin' new stuff is what we do for you ;
All ya gotta do is log on in to our site;
  And Hammered By The Blues will fill yer night!
Hammer-time!
C'Mon and join me in blueshammers garden;  
  Do it today before yer arteries harden;
No matter what yer age, we'll leave ya feelin' young; 
Before the last note is played and the last verse sung!
Hammer-time! 
It's the simple things that herald change;  
  Witnessed in the cities and the open range;
Share the love of the blues and pass it on; 
You'll change the world, don't cha know, Mon!
Hammer-time! 
When ya needs a break from hopey change;  
  While the other stations play musical mange;
We always stay true to our mission from God; 
On the airwaves, your computer or on yer I-pod!
Hammer-time! 
If it's time to reflect on mistakes of the past;  
  And your lookin' for some healin' blues that last;
It's a simple formula, one that we approve; 
Tune into the show and ride the whole groove!
Hammer-time! 
If you feel the faith, if you have the spirit;  
  Just turn up yer radio and get real near it;
We preach the gospel of the twelve bar blues; 
Revel in the glory and spread the good news!
Hammer-time! 
Where change is different from the same;  
  It may get wild or stay kinda tame;
If you dance thru life like no one can see; 
You'll smile all day 'cause your spirit is free!
Hammer-time! 
When yer problems are thorny late at night;  
  We got the solution to make you right;
Embrace those blues and let yer spirit soar; 
Feel the healing power all the way to your core!
Hammer-time! 
In a world filled with struggle and strife;  
  Music is an ambassador that touches every life;
The blues is our tool to make misery cease; 
And to all God's Chill'ns, bring a little peace!
Hammer-time!
Peace is a concept born from respect;  
  How we treat each other, we must reflect;
It is really so simple as you can see; 
Act less like a 'me' and embrace the 'we'!
Hammer-time!
Age is just a number after all is said;  
  If yer feelin' aged the problem's in yer head;
Come try our cure, ya ain't got nothin' to lose; 
Take a deep breath and crank up those blues!
Hammer-time!
The best way to hear music is do it live;  
  Whether fest, juke joint or smokey dive;
If ya can't get out or afford the tix; 
Hammered By The Blues has got yer fix!
Hammer-time! 
If things look dark and yer futures' bleak;  
  When you give up hope and yer knees are weak;
Dial us in 'cause we can cure yer ills; 
Hammered By The Blues got yer magic pills!
Hammer-time!
Just take a chance and walk on the wild side;  
  Ain't no one gettin' hurt and ain't nobody died;
Ya just gotta dance like nobody can see; 
Happy dancin' is the prescription for longevity!
Hammer-time!
 Don't pout or beg or drop to yer knees;  
  We do it for love, we just aim to please;
The blues will heal and make ya feel alright; 
Leave yer troubles behind and dance all night!
Hammer-time! 
When ya need to recharge and feel the peace;  
  You can always come home, we extended yer lease;
Life can be hard, so let us provide some healin'; 
Hammered By The Blues will leave ya good feelin'!
Hammer-time! 
Take a chance and walk on the wild side;  
  If yer smilin' you got nothin' to hide;
Life is way to short and death is long; 
The trip is best with yer soul filled with song!
Hammer-time! 
We don't judge or even proselytize;  
  Just be who ya are and live king size;
The road is long but all is good; 
Just embrace the blues like ya know ya should!
Hammer-time! 
Blues lovers are good, maybe even the best; 
  Don't take my word for it, put 'em to the test;
Adopt a blues band when you go out at night;
They will rock yer world and roll ya just right!
Hammer-time! 
As days get shorter and the nights grow long; 
  Hear the gospel of the blues and sing a song;
It will heal your soul and warm your tired bones;
Dial us up today and we'll cure your blues jones!
Hammer-time! 
When the fates have turned against you; 
  And the tides have sunk yer boat;
Don't fret about what might’ve been;
Just turn on yer back and float!
Hammer-time! 
Resurrection is quick but the path is hard; 
  You start fresh, no longer hurt and scarred;
The price you pay is the best deal around;
Just listen close to the salvation blues sound!
Hammer-time! 
Catch the blues in yer car or on the porch; 
  We'll serve it up hot with licks that scorch;
You can boogie up right or dance in yer chair;
Count on us, just tune on in and we'll be there!
Hammer-time! 
Catchin' a cool breeze and rhythm of the road; 
 Will ease your mind and lighten your load;
You know life is short and the road is long;
Let us fill your journey with a blues song!
Hammer-time! 
When the moon rises it may get scary; 
 In the dark forest you should not tary;
Salvation we offer and our word are trues;
Love conquers all when you gots dem blues!
Hammer-time! 

When Mondays show up faster than last months bills;

  It can weigh heavy and give ya the chills;

If ya needs a day brightener follow my lead;

  Dial up Blue Monday Monthly for a satisfyin' read!

Hammer-time!

We'll take that ride down dusty virtual road; 
 We wheel into Big Mama's in full party mode;
It's a party of note you won't soon forget;
'Specially if ya dance with the hot brunette!
Hammer-time! 
When you drop by to visit, we lay out a spread; 
 It's our duty to make ya happy with ears well fed;
We take role of host serious and won't disappoint;
We give quality and value at our virtual juke joint!
Hammer-time! 
We wanna hang wit' ya each week, that's true; 
 We shares the new stuff picked special for you;
'Taint no big deal but it's always great fun;
We likes to leave ya smilin' when we are done!
Hammer-time! 
"I think he died of a Tuesday, Stan Laurel was famed to say;
But they wouldn't go at all if they caught the blues that day;
You can ensure yer good health with a fresh dose of blues;
Doctor Blueshammer is dispensing right now for all of youse!"
-Hammer-Time!
We loves the blues and hope you do too; 
 We try to entice with most every shade of blue;
It's our mission from God, we're yer big Blues Brother;
On our show we'll share with you like no other!
Hammer-time! 
We gots the Rev, Shaun Murphy and Chris Bell; 
 It may not be heaven, but it sure ain't hell;
We strive to entertain and provide trite distraction;
Hammered By The Blues delivers complete satisfaction!
Hammer-time!
We issue the challenge and toss out the dare; 
 Get your keister on up and outta that chair;
We'll supply the inspiration you supply the sweat;
You know dancin' to stay young is the best bet!
Hammer-time! 
We gots the spirit and this is the season; 
 We play Christmas blues and you know the reason;
We promote peace on earth and love in your heart;
Snugglin' up with the blues is just the best part!
Hammer-time! 
Tis the season to share the love and speak from the heart; 
 We can have peace on earth if we all do our part;
Treat all you meet like you want 'em to treat you;
You'll make the world a better place, you know I speak true!
Hammer-time! 
If ya likes harp, quiet guitar and mandolin; 
Hammered ByThe Blues welcomes ya in;
Our preachin' cuts thru the chaff and the fetter;
We'll set yer spirit free and make ya feel better!
Hammer-time! 
 If you gots the time, we surely gots the place; 
 Just tune on in and we will plead our case;
We will change yer life, and we don't tease;
Hammered By The Blues just aims to please!
Hammer-time! 
Class don't start 'til you get here; 
 Knowledge is power, don't you fear;
The blues will make you strong and set you free;
At Hammered By The Blues we don't charge a fee!
Hammer-time! 
Now I really don't know, but I've been told;
  Age is just an attitude, you don't need to get old; 
 If you embrace them blues and dance all night;
 Yer mind'll stay sharp and yer abs will be tight!
Hammer-time! 
It ain't no secret, we just like to have fun;
    We'll dance in dark bars, or out in the sun;
  If we ain't livin' longer, we're sure livin' best;
 Singin' the blues while takin' our good livin' test!
Hammer-time! 
When ya walk thru the dark don't be alone;
  Friends by yer side are better than cell phone;
We gots yer back while yer payin' life's dues;
 Hangin' wit' you at Hammered By The Blues!
Hammer-time! 
We care for you to keep things right;
Makin' needle sharp and belt drive tight;  
A weekly tune up is like payin yer dues; 
Get whatcha need at Hammered By The Blues!
Hammer-time! 
We been cookin' all day preparin' for you;
 Please be on time, we hope yer hungry too; 
We'll fill yer ears with nothin' but the best;   
At Hammered By The Blues yer our honored guest!
Hammer-time!
We got no guilt, we wanna enjoy the meal;
There ain't no greens or even grapes to peel; 
We indulge in blues takin' as much as we can;
 Leavin' smiles on every blues woman and man!
Hammer-time! 
The party's startin', and we're raisin' the roof;
C'mon join on in, it don't pay to play aloof; 
We aims to have fun and we're shootin' true;  
Crank it up loud 'cause we be workin' blue!
Hammer-time! 
We live for the moment and treasure the past;
We party hard so's those memories will last; 
We be trippin' light fantastic and tippin' a few;     
We invite just the best, especially friends like you!
Hammer-time! 
Virtual road trips don't waste no gas;
We don't burn rubber when we try to pass; 
We can even tip a few as the mile posts fly;     
When drivin' yer rocker you can't catch no DUI!
Hammer-time! 
Ya know gettin' yer blues in shape will never sting;
It's where the mind goes, the body follows thing; 
Our job is to inspire and turn yer mojo loose;    
Dancin' yer spirit free while tightenin' yer caboose!
Hammer-time!
Summers is near and the time is right;
Shed yer cares and let spirit take flight; 
Get yer swagger on ya gots nothin' to lose;     
With help from us at Hammered By The Blues!
Hammer-time! 
We deliver direct, the best and the fresh;
Hand selected and blended so flavors mesh; 
We feed yer ears and set yer spirit jumpin' free;     
Travel the highway with us 'cause we gots the key!
Hammer-time! 
Your workout should always include friends;
Sharin' the pain you won't make amends; 
Movin' forward together and never look back;  
Share the joy so happiness you will never lack!
Hammer-time! 
Sinful ain't bad when describin' extra good;
You can burn it off if ya dance like ya should; 
We'll provide inspiration, you supply the sweat; 
When you indulge in excess we'll help pay the debt!
Hammer-time! 
We can enter and exit life much the same way;
Wearin' them diapers and complainin' all day; 
It can be a great trip between if you so choose; 
Just cherish the ride and dig them sweet blues!
Hammer-time! 
When things seem kinda dark and sorta scary;
We move right along and don't want to tary; 
Just come into the light and pick up these cues; 
We're always here for ya at Hammered By The Blues!
Hammer-time! 
We danced in the fields and under the stars;
Beaker Street on the AM rockin' from our cars; 
That was old school and how we used to roll; 
One things the same, summertime still warms yer soul!
Hammer-time! 
Age is just a number, stayin' young a state of mind;
If ya get yer head right, the years will treat ya kind; 
Get wisdom from experience and always pay yer dues; 
Always lend a helpin' hand, and be sure to share them blues!
Hammer-time! 
Why stand still when you can move along;
Just feel the rhythm in yer heart full of song; 
Life is short but the journey can be great; 
Stoppin' to smell the roses won't make you late!
Hammer-time! 
Summer is here so kick out yer yaya;
We play just the blues, no Lady Gaga; 
We likes to have fun and shake our ass; 
Soakin' up sun and dancin' in the grass!
Hammer-time! 
So, ya gotta have fun to make this all work;
It's better lendin' a hand than bein' a jerk; 
Yer life will be better and the world will be too; 
If ya treats all ya meet like ya want 'em to treat you!
Hammer-time! 
I'm pourin' high test, please have one on me;
It goes down smooth as you will surely see; 
We bring sight to the blind and help the crippled walk; 
We dispense the pure D healin' blues, no empty talk!
Hammer-time! 
If yer lookin' for a free ride yer on the wrong track;
We're into sweat equity, ya'll got to give some back; 
We'll provide the inspiration, you gotta give up the sweat; 
Dancin' to duos, trios and even the special house quartet!
Hammer-time! 
Enjoy the sun when it shines in the sky;
No need to consider or even ask why; 
Take the advice freely given and share gratitude; 
Life is way too short to not dig the ride, Dude!
Hammer-time! 
We make a difference when we share the praise;
It dispells the darkness and gives spirits a raise; 
It ain't the destination, it's how we enjoy the trip; 
Always choose the high road if ya'll wanna be hip!
Hammer-time! 
Whether drivin' the couch or dusty back road;
We shoulder yer burdens to lighten yer load; 
It's the least we can do, believe me we checked; 
Our simple goal is to leave yer boredom wrecked!
Hammertime!
It don't matter how big they are, they will all fall;
Just use yer dazzlin' dance moves and be 10 ft tall; 
When it's all said and the bell has rung loud; 
Just shout out I'm a blueser and mighty proud!
Hammer-time! 
With a journey of the mind you don't need a map;
It starts with serendipity and ends up with a nap; 
You know we'll care for ya and pay the piper his dues; 
When ya take the trip called Hammered By The Blues!
Hammer-time! 
When you need to get nourished deep in yer soul;
We restore to a rich blue cast, not black as coal; 
  We always leave ya better than when we found you; 
Thats what friends are for, that's just what we do!
Hammer-time!
 Tho' the economy's shaky and things look bleak;
We jump in the music to find what we seek; 
  We embrace the positive and shine on the bad; 
Dancin' down the blues highway will make ya feel glad!
Hammer-time! 
The cure is simple and the medicine's sweet;
Just feel the music and start movin' yer feet; 
  We can fix the worlds' problems, but it starts with you; 
Share the joy of the blues and others will share it too!
Hammer-time! 
Happiness is easy if ya follows the clues;
Just treat all others well and pay yer dues; 
  Show tolerance for folks that can't find their way; 
And be sure to take a large dose of blues every day!
Hammer-time! 
Now, the best way for you to face yer fear;
Always starts by keepin' good friends near; 
  Then call in the experts from Hammered By The Blues; 
At the end of the session, all yer fears you will lose!
Hammer-time! 
Regular maintenance keeps yer mojo clean;
It don't take long, you know what we mean; 
  It's just an hour a week with friends by yer side; 
Hammered By The Blues is the best thing you've tried!
Hammer-time! 
We rhyme ya, rock ya and rolls ya out the door;
It is so good to leave it all on the dance floor; 
  We can't make ya younger, but you'll enjoy whatcha got; 
'Cause shakin' and shimmyin' make ya'll look hot!
Hammer-time! 
Now we may not be doctors but we do operate;
We toss care to the wind and embrace our fate; 
  We hope for all the time in the world before we go into the night; 
But 'right now' is all the time ya need if'n ya learn to live right!
Hammer-time! 
We'll service ya right no matter the need;
We never follow, we always take the lead; 
  We play just fresh new stuff, ya gots nothin' to lose; 
Ya'll come back and visit at Hammered By The Blues!
Hammer-time! 
The time is right and the music is sweet;
Just hang around a bit and feel the heat; 
  We'll fire up the turntable and play some of the best; 
Put the speakers in the window and have a backyard fest!
Hammer-time! 
Sometimes the load we carry can be great;
It can cause illness or irrational hate; 
  The Blues is the cure and we dispense it for free; 
Relax, take a dose of the 12 bar and you gots the key!
Hammer-time! 
Ya gots to take a chance and set yerself free;
Cast off yer troubles and surely you will see; 
  Lovin' the blues is the best way to travel the road; 
Rejoice and feel the freedom as you lose your load!
Hammer-time! 


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